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Blazing Saddles Handmade Bar Soap

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THE SEXIEST SCENT EVER: WARM LEATHER | GUNPOWDER | SAGEBRUSH | SANDALWOOD - THE SCENT OF THE WEST

WALK INTO A ROOM WITH THE CONFIDENCE OF A RUGGED, ROGUISH COWBOY ACCOMPANIED BY EAGLES CARRYING PEARL-GRIP SIX-SHOOTERS FILLED WITH BULLETS MADE OF SHEER ANIMAL MAGNETISM.

  • What does it smell like? This bar of badassery brings a Western movie to life inside your shower (but not literally, thank goodness, because that would be crowded): leather, gunpowder, sandalwood, and sagebrush. It smells like you just walked off the set of A Fistful of Dollars or like Ennio Morricone wrote the soundtrack of your life.
  • What is this bar soap? This particular soap is handcrafted by highly trained human beings, using an age-old process of mixing oils and lye. 
  • Is it amazing? YES!!! It’s a satin of suds for your shower that brings an elevated showering celebration to what might otherwise be a humdrum, ho-hum water experience. It's the kind of soap that cowboys write poetry about, cowgirls sing songs about, and crickets fiddle about all night long.
  • What if I don't love it? All our products are 100% satisfaction guaranteed. We’re emphatic about your happiness. All scents are different, and they interact with your personal body chemistry, so what smells great on one person might smell like a hot mess on another person. If you don’t love it, we'll offer you another scent or give you a refund. All we ask is that you give it a try.
  • What does it feel like? This velvety satin of suds is delightfully lather-full and leaves your skin silky smooth.
  • Who are we and what are we doing in your bullet points? We are Outlaw, a tiny little company in Sparks, Nevada, in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada Mountains. We live fast and take chances but keep our rubber sides down. And we wanted to make your life better, so we started this company dedicated to unique scents in peerless products.

"I bought this as a gift for my boyfriend and both he and I are enjoying it thoroughly! It has the handsome scent of frontier adventure, and is good to the skin at a time when the heat of the summer can be unforgiving. It's invigorating while because of this crazy pandemic road trips are tragically absent from our lives. It smells like hope for the triumphant return of exploration." - Victoria

WHAT DOES AN OUTLAW SMELL LIKE?

An Outlaw is a gosh darn American hero. An Outlaw transcends the common law of the land and is governed by a higher authority: Personal Integrity (which is also an aphrodisiac in the right circles).

An Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sagebrush, and a little dirt.

An Outlaw smells like the essence of badassery.

This bar soap brings the scent of the cowboys of legend to your shower... and makes you such a legend.

If your romantic entanglement catches you comin' out of the shower, you might be late for work.

This satin of suds invigorates the Outlaw within and drives you to GET. IT. DONE. But make no mistake, nothing but NOTHING gets done before you win the prize for Most Incredible Shower, courtesy of some Outlaws.

4ish oz of this handmade soap lasts a few weeks (depending on your body hair). Breaking all records of shower-filled enjoyment can be your personal victory for a mere $0.47/day, or just 0.0002380952381% of the cost of a single thoroughbred horse.

Made with Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance (Parfum), Natural Color.

All of our soaps are handmade and, as a result, may have some minor cosmetic and weight differences.

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